The Working with Spreadsheets by Frank Solanki


Frank Solanki, a very intuitive writer, who knows how to play with the words effectively to produce the desired impact, had recently posted a poem on his melodious blog. He asked for help in Working with Spreadsheets.

The original poem by Frank is available here.

I find his poems very simple, easy to understand yet effective. He expresses his feelings through his words precisely. It is probably an impact of following his blog, that I posted a reply to his poem as a comment on his blog. My reply is available here on his blog.

I am pasting below my reply for an quick reference to my readers.

I am happy and feeling rewarded after getting a “good work” kind of appreciation from Frank. It matters a lot to me, as I am not related to Poetry even distantly. Poetry is not my cup of tea and even though it was not worth an appreciation, but it felt good to get a positive feedback for my two poems recently – one by Frank, and other one on my last poem on the Post named  Daal Makhni Fry

The reply on Working with Spreadsheets:

Your intentions are good, your Moral is high,
Remember, it’s just a spreadsheet, not a world war or a big fight.

It is the “cells”, spreading the coast..
With lots of functions and data to roast..

Every Cell is named with its Column and Row
Its lower right corner is special if you want it to grow.. (Cell pointer and small plus sign to drag and drop)

F2” is a friend if you want to edit a cell
Without which it may look like a hell.

There could be lots of data to play around,
Try not to put gaps on the ground (Note: Ranges should have continuous data)

Data in a cell could have many different types,
It could be a Formula, Date, Text, or simply a Number type.

A “Date” is basically a Number in itself
That means Addition, Subtraction would be a great help

Right click to get the command to Format a cell,
select a Formatting style, for Data, or display style of cell.

It’s not hard to excel the Spreadsheets,
Provided you know a few functions, commands and a few cheats.

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Just For Fun…


  1. That’s How… I put my demands.. in clear terms.

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2. Never do this mistake with your fiancee 🙂

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3. Do you agree?  MATH is…?…

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4 Can’t  Agree more… !

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5. If it was a fact…

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6. Which one is true about you?

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7. Indian Version of Movie  “Titanic”

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8. Mother’s Teachings.. and their “practical” aspects…! Some of these are common to all the Moms, I believe…especially the last one !

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9. Finally… ! Can’t believe if it was intended…

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Adorable Love-Guru’s Advice – (Part 1)


After dinner, we decided to watch some movie online for entertainment. It was Friday night and next day was a weekly off for me, so there was no hurry to sleep early or get up early  next morning. He was already undergoing medical leaves.

I moved behind him and covered him in between my arms, with our legs spread wide across. His back was resting on my chest. He was wearing a sports vest and a short. And I was also in a similar dress.

I proposed, let’s continue watching the Chinese web series “(Heroin) Addiction” that he had suggested me sometime back. I had watched initial 3 or 4 episodes only. He readily agreed to my suggestion.

We placed the laptop in front of us between our legs. I leaned forward pressing him with my chest and raised my right hand to get hold of mouse which was lying close to upper end of his right thigh (the Underwear area), and kissed gently on his neck. He did not react to my kiss except with a smile on his face and relaxed his neck a bit for me.

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I kissed him twice on his neck and cheeks, and then started playing the next episode of the web-series “Addiction” from the link which I had already added to my browser’s favorite links. Last time, when he suggested me to watch this series, I found it interesting and hilarious in some episodes, but today I was “enjoying” it with a new “Taste”. I was getting involved in the story and with the characters. He had told me that it is a love-story and not a porn, but I feel it is a mix of love story and soft-porn.

We continually watched a few episodes in continuation. There were a few erotic scenes where one of the guy tried to grab the crotch of his lover, and was trying to seduce him. The scene gave me a hint.

Heroin2 I was already sitting in a comfortable pose, embracing him in my arms. My hand was already on his lower abs.  I slowly moved my right hand inside his vest to get a feel of his body and started exploring his abs and navel.

He initially looked a little uncomfortable with my act, but did not resist either. I started moving my hand a little upwards towards his chest and started caressing his nipple. He started breathing aggressively. I noticed slight throbbing movements in his shorts over his crotch area. He leaned on me and relieved his body fully.

Something that I started for a fun and to make him feel more friendlier with me was affecting me too. The sensational touch of his smooth body and ultra-soft nipples were deeply penetrating my discretionary capabilities. I started losing my mind in a short while. Every inch of my fore-arms and arms were stuck to his body as iron powder is stuck to a powerful magnet. The touch of his warm body, soft nipple and nipple head instantly transferred my attention to another world and I was drowning in my fantasies in a short while. Till now, I had only imagined touch of a human body in my fantasies but this was all real. I closed my eyes and my lips started kissing his neck automatically. I don’t know when my second hand entered inside his vest and began playing around his abs and chest. Suddenly, I got my attention back when I heard a painful “Aah !” from him. Unknowingly, I had pinched and twisted his nipple-head and he screamed with pain.

His scream brought my attention back to where I am and what the hell I was doing to him. I opened my eyes and noticed that I was kissing him on his neck. I instantly released her nipple from my grip. I chuckled, with a little embarrassment on what I had done to him. He also smiled back on my naughty and wild act, but did not say a thing. This was again his original shiny smile which I missed for such a long time after that event, and not a fake one.

I slowly moved my hands out of his vest. There was still a smile on his face. I hugged him tight in the same pose, and said, “Good night Dear, Sweet Dreams !”.

He also replied with the same smiling face, “Sweet dreams”.

I moved to my bed and closed my eyes, and soon I was lost in my hot-fantasies, now  powered by sensational touch of his warm body.

(To be continued..)

“Heroin” between two Heros.


Ha ha ha ha ….“, He exploded with laughter.

I turned to him to see what was so funny. Having an earphone plugged in, he was watching something in his laptop notebook. He was, as usual, in shorts only (nothing on the top half of the body), sitting with his legs spread across the length of the bed while back resting on the bed’s-support. It was the time that we spend with our laptops..before finally hitting the bed. I ignored him and resumed my work on the excel sheet in my laptop.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha… ha ha ha ha ….“, there was another round of laughter. He must be watching something hilarious that is making him burst into hysterical laughter every few minutes. I was curious to know what is it that he is enjoying so much on his laptop. It was also drawing my attention away and I was loosing focus.

This time, I leaned towards him to peek into his laptop screen. He was watching some Chinese flick, I guess. I am also fond of Jackie Chan’s movies but if it is dubbed in English or Hindi or at least have subtitles in English. But it was something different. It seemed some type of drama (or may be a movie of some school going kids), although the actors were looking way older than actual high-school age.

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It’s a very popular series that has been censored and banned in China. Now the producers  have released it as a web series“, he gave me a short introduction emphasizing on the “popularity of the contents”. I started looking it along with him on his laptop and asked him, “What is so funny in it? Is it a comedy?

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No, actually it is a sensual love story of two guys, but not a porn. I haven’t watched it since beginning. Just started with a few episodes earlier and found it very entertaining. You know, there is a great similarity between these guys and us. I can see through the characters as you and me.“, he smiled looking at me, and suggested, “You must watch it from very beginning. You will enjoy it.”

Well, I don’t have enough time now to watch it … I am a little busy. May be some time later..“, I tried to avoid watching it with him especially when he “warned” me that he is seeing these characters as “himself and me“. I don’t want to create any awkward situation in seeing together any scenes that may be “UN-acceptable” to me.

Okay, I will send you the link. You may enjoy it in your free time. Do watch it, believe me you will love it.“, He added.

His rating and recommendation for this web series, made me curious to see what are his likes and dislikes. A Facebook friend of mine gave me a valuable advise recently that I should not be too rigid in my attitude and let this relationship nourish freely and spontaneously. His advice that I should spend more time in knowing each other better clicked me. After all, it (so called.. relationship.. ) can be called off any time but it takes a lot of efforts to build a relationship. I value his opinion and suggestion. It will also help me to clear my identity and doubts. Further, I was curious to know “what” made him think that “we” are similar to the two guys in story. What kind of expectations he has from our relationship and me? Where do I fit in his world. So, I have decided to follow the web-series.

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This is a Chinese or may be Thai series, popularly know as “Addiction or Heroine“. You may even do a google search or find it in YouTube, although quality of video may not be that good. The good thing is that it has English sub-titles. I have watched first three episodes till now, and I found it really good and entertaining so far. It is a story of a kid who is living with his father. Some of the parts of the story are funny and make you laugh. The guys are cute, and the quality of video is also good. Good direction, and cinematography also made it worth watching.

So, for a couple of days… or may be for some weeks… I will be busy watching it as and when I get time, and to understand about “us” in context of “those guys”. Besides, the story so far seems to be interesting, clean and entertaining. Even I am feeling addicted to see it on a daily soap basis.

I am also concerned and curious to know… am I like an open book, which anyone can read so easily? How did he become so sure that “I will like it” or “I will love it”, and confirmed it twice to me. ….. Or, was it just a wild guess from him?

Anyways, he knows so much about me, and I know nothing about him… I need to understand him and his choices, likes, dislikes etc.. and it is important for me to start with his recommendation.

Leave your feedback and comments, about this web series, if you watch it.

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LITTLE SON OF A BITCH (Joke !)

 Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”

The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework.”

” And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” he answered.

Infuriated, the called Little Johnny’s teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in class?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.” The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?”

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After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four.”

Moral of the story: Parents, beware ! Don’t name your kid “Johny”, they are sharp learners. ;)

(Image taken from web just for illustration and to add to the humor…)